Well, that changed in the year four thousand twelve, during the world championship final balonfusta , the most popular sport at that time-very similar to balonoitna we played today- : a ship went down in the middle of the stadium and be white, tiny and light striking down the spacecraft. No one could lift a lid, and such was not due to the print but a strange force that froze everyone. " Uhjulúm ! My name Oinotna "said telepathically the shining being, whose voice echoed in the heads of the spectators as an echo. His words are expanded into the minds of those who made an appearance at the stadium virtually from home, through their TElement .
Oinotna That historic day revealed the true origin of life, the reason that humans inhabit the earth and the purpose of our existence. As we all know, we found that we are the product of a failed experiment, whose outcome, as ridiculous as interesting, he had left so fascinated to humans who had made that allowed us to live to study our evolution. Oitnotna we also predicted, on the orders of his merciful Father, that a horrible famine threaten to eradicate our species, and that the only way to save would depend on our resolve to feed the saboteurs of progress. By all accounts, that message will be sent to all with extremely sharp images, accompanied by a shuddering earth quake that caused our Savior snapping fingers, so to convince even the most skeptical. Then, without more, left, not before saying goodbye to his famous dictum uhjulúm . From that day the land was divided between oinotnianos and Christians, the latter, for their folly Oinotna qualify as the second Christ, began to be-for the umpteenth time, "pursued.
After a few years, as predicted, and synthetic natural resources became scarce. The oinotnianos, which had prevailed in the religious dispute, finally deciphered the message key Oinotna and realized that the only option to survive was to eat the Christians. Who else could they be regarded as saboteurs of progress? In short, these infidels over time began to dry, so farms were created to produce by an innovative process of cloning, and so gradually, humanity survived. Over time the Christian religion disappeared, but the name of his followers was to describe this delicious meat sold to twenty credits per kilo in most supermarkets.
And that's the story, my dear grandchildren, so I give thanks to the parents of Oinotna for this delicious stew of Christian that we are about to taste.
Uhjulúm !
Malefromguate
