was Thursday afternoon and again I was doing the inevitable: the damn groceries. As always, I got lost amid the maze of shelves of products, and besides, I felt a bit self-conscious to see at least three people with its famous shopping list in hand. Bah! I never liked these reminders on paper, maybe because I'm not disciplined, or simply because I have never time for anything.
For a while, before I gave in trying to recoder coscorrones what was I supposed to not be forgotten, and ultimately, for the moment, I forgot. In the perishable guided me through my cravings to go by selecting multiple things, I knew that I needed at home because they do not have much time to test them.
I raised one of my arms to grab a box of oatmeal cookies, the movement made me feel the smell of stale cheese oozed under my armpit. Deodorant! That's what I did not forget! I ran into the hall of personal care products, and I met two women who called my attention: One was my neighbor, Gloria, a girl half pretty, brown hair, a little strong for my taste but with a very friendly smile, the other a beautiful tall girl, slim, brunette, with short black hair. What a cutie! But above all, what a great ass!
I walked into the dark, secretly, making sure that Gloria would not see me, he did not want to come over to greet me, ruining my chance.
located near to the beautiful girl, trying to make the eyes do not go out of their sockets me to see her buttocks, I noticed a piece of paper lying on the ground, perhaps ten inches of her shiny high heel boots high. I did not want to be indiscreet to lift at the time, I waited for her to go away. When I was away, I picked up the paper, unfolded it and began to read. No wonder it was a vile shopping list, I assumed it was because most of the listed items already in your truck, from sanitary towels to the antibacterial soap.
ordered I thought I would list only a pretext to start a conversation with the girl, but its importance was greater, as the final item was listed a very curious that it was impossible to ignore:
" "A new boyfriend, tall, intelligent, loving, a little daring, very hot and likes cats."
knew that the girl had written it in jest, but it gave me enough data to be approached with originality. I saw her go with her flirtatious and sensual walk towards the toilet paper aisle. I followed very determined, and catch him, I stood before her, hard, trying not to raise his arms or by accident.
- Hi, I'm Antonio ...! As you can see, I'm tall. I am also loving, a little daring, fiery love cats, "he said.
She stared at me impassively, his mouth open, as if it had not the faintest idea what my intentions were. I Instead, I got red, tense, nervous, wanting to run away from that situation that I deviously kept waiting. Suddenly a huge kind of came up behind the girl! She stopped laying his strong hand on it.
- What is it you want it, darling? "Said the gorilla, with a husky voice.
- Nothing! Replied the girl, with a stupid smile on my face. Only come to offer you ... "I took the first thing that came to hand, which proved to be a pack of four rolls of paper marked" Rosita "- ... This fabulous product ... do you have in promotion!
- No thanks! "Said the guy with indifference, as he went along with the girl, then grab the truck.
was lucky me wearing fluorescent clothes that day! He was also lucky that she did not know how to react to the situation.
Feeling like a complete idiot for the rest of my labor, I went shopping for things I could remember. When finished, I stood at the end of the long tail in the box. Suddenly, I noticed that Gloria was positioned behind me and we salute you.
- Did you find what you were looking for? I asked with fake concern.
"Well, I missed the last item on my list, but it all depends if I accept an invitation to dinner," he said with a mysterious tone.
- What do you mean? I asked, puzzled.
- Hehehe! I saw what happened to you ...! "Said jubilant -. I think you have my shopping list.
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